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    Pillows - Gator Days

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  2. fieldexplores:

    Panel 1 Daryl is feeling insecure and begins discussing his weight with Seth. Seth is used to these types of conversations and keeps the majority of his attention on the work he's doing on his laptop. Daryl: I think I've put on weight. Would you still love me if I gained 100 pounds. Seth: Yes. Panel 2 Daryl is not satisfied with this answer. He begins to construct another situation. Seth sets a timer on his phone see how long this conversation goes. Daryl: Maybe you just like fat guys. Would you love if I lost 100? Seth: Yes. Panel 3 The true source of Daryl's insecurity rises to the surface. Seth can tell that this is the actual core of Daryl's concerns and gives him his full attention. Daryl: What if I got sick and couldn't take care of myself. Seth: I'll always love you. Panel 4 Daryl is satisfied but needs to construct another scenario. Daryl: And if I finished the ice cream? Seth: Divorce. Seth pulls out his credit card and begins to order ice cream.ALT

    Heavy Conversation - Gator Days

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  3. fieldexplores:

    Panel 1 Within a tabletop role playing game, Hannah's character approaches an innkeeper. He is a jovial looking individual with green skin and sword on his back. Along the wall are many bottles filled with juice because this is a family friendly inn. They're not making a lot of money. August: The innkeeper informs you that a room is ten gold coins. Panel 2 At the table, August is leading the game with Hannah, Olivia, Gustopher, and Liam playing. Liam is not on panel in this comic but he is definitely there and keeping a massive pile of notes on every little thing that happens. Hannah: Can I negotiate for a lower price? August: Roll for barter. Panel 3 Hannah rolls a 2. Liam is still not on panel but you can bet he's making a note of this. Hannah: I got a 2. Panel 4 Hannah's glasses flash as she slams her hooves on the table. She makes her next move. Hannah: NEGOTIATIONS HAVE FAILED! I swing my axe at the innkeep! Gustopher: Me too. August had expected this would happen. August: This is why I arm all NPCs. Olivia is shocked by this turn of events. She does not want to get arrested. Liam is still off panel is making a note of this.ALT

    Dungeons & Goats

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  4. fieldexplores:

    Cookie Quest - Gator Days Transcript Panel 1 Dan is playing video games when Ember, his little sister, interrupts him with a very important quest. Ember: BIGGER BRUDDER! I HAVE A QUEST FOR YOU! GET ME THREE COOKIES! Dan decides to go along with this. Panel 2 In the kitchen, Dan has reached the dizzying heights of the top of the refrigerator and has returned with the fabled cookie jar. The cookie jar is labelled as "COOKIE JAIL" as it is the place where naughty cookies await their ultimate fate. Ember: YOUR REWARD IS HALF A COOKIE! Dan: Or... I could take all of them. Panel 3 Ember is momentarily stunned by this sudden betrayal from her own brother. She begins to contemplate how she might turn this situation around while maximizing the number of cookies she will have for herself. Dan has already determined how this is going to go. Panel 4 Ember has a new proposal. Ember: YOUR REWARD IS A WHOLE COOKIE! Dan: I'll take three too. Ember: FINE!ALT

    Cookie Quest - Gator Days

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  5. fieldexplores:

    Cups - Gator Days Transcript Panel 1 Gustopher has a thirst for sweet delicious water. Unfortunately, he is only able to find the red cup. This will not do. In background is a box of "Sugar O's". The box depicts a bowl with a mouth and a tongue hanging out of that mouth. This has nothing to do with the comic. I just thought I'd point it out. I think it would be pretty unsettling to eat from a bowl with a mouth. Anyway, I'm getting very off topic. Gustopher: DAD! Where's my blue cup? August: In the dishwasher. Use the red one. Panel 2 Gustopher can't believe this suggestion. The red cup is for juice. He's only ever used the red cup for juice. He wouldn't want to break the rules. Gustopher: BUT RED IS FOR JUICE! BLUE IS FOR WATER! August: They can both hold water. Panel 3 Gustopher looks down at his red cup and considers this for a moment. He guesses that there really isn't a good reason he couldn't use his red cup for water. Gustopher: Oh. Panel 4 Gustopher proceeds to get water from the fridge. This is a different fridge from the one that has appeared in previous comics. It's one of those fancy fridges where you can get water directly from the fridge. Technology is amazing. Gustopher: Someday I'll understand how the world works.ALT

    Cups - Gator Days

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  6. depsidase:

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  7. consistent-sincerity:

    wilwheaton:

    someone finally admitted it

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    White supremacists: “All you inferior types are lazy and dumb, that’s why we run the country and will always run the country.”

    Barack Obama, respected Constitutional scholar: “Now I’m your president.”

    White supremacists: “But… that’s impossible! We’ve been cheating so hard!”

    Barack Obama: “Well I just became your president again.”

    White supremacists: “Turn up the cheating to 11 and get our best guy in here!!”

    Donald Trump, pedophile rapist and Russian asset: “covfefe”

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  8. vbartilucci:

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    Short -sighted, petty, and vindictive.

    They will never recognize their mistakes, let alone admit them.

    The only reason I don’t cheer when they own themselves is I know it’ll affect other people as well.

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  9. There’s a bunch of pearl clutching going on on bluesky right now. “You can’t say mean things or else Fox News and Trump will use it as justification to do bad stuff!”

    … bitch Trump does not NEED justification. Who’s going to stand up and tell him no? Congress? SCOTUS? The fuckin military?

    If we’re going to have fuckin military takeovers of our cities, the absolute LEAST i am going to do is be an asshole on social media when one of these Nazi fucks bites it.

    And when TRUMP dies? Oh child. It will be UNHINGED. There won’t even be the concept of a hinge. I will shitpost like no one has ever shitposted before.

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